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Oct. 17th, 2015 06:17 pm
and just moments after joking about having the mind of a 12-year-old I pulled this carrot(s?) out of my garden...

Date: 2015-10-18 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabular-rasa.livejournal.com
That is awesome.

Date: 2015-10-18 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostwriter.livejournal.com
Wow the carrot even has the pose down also. I keep being distracted by the yummy garlic off to the side though. ; )

Date: 2015-10-18 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meowmensteen.livejournal.com
Now the carrot and the garlic are one...with some chicken, rice, and onions in my oven.

Date: 2015-10-18 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostwriter.livejournal.com
Ah nice, I felt a bit dizzy thinking of that going round and round, melting into one yummy sensual delight.

Date: 2015-10-18 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minuetcat.livejournal.com
Wow, it looks like a mandrake. So wonderfully suggestive!

Date: 2015-10-18 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meowmensteen.livejournal.com
A lot of my home grown carrots take on a mandrake kind of characteristic. Once I had a red carrot wrapped around an orange carrot with what looked like a screaming gargoyle face.

Date: 2015-10-18 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minuetcat.livejournal.com
That sounds so freaking cool! Another reason to grow carrots in the garden.

Date: 2015-10-18 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susandennis.livejournal.com
Dancing With Grace and Penis

Date: 2015-10-18 01:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-10-18 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storm777.livejournal.com
Rather well endowed, isn't it--and with very lithe legs :)

Date: 2015-10-18 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meowmensteen.livejournal.com
That's the way they grow in my garden.

Date: 2015-10-18 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storm777.livejournal.com
Very unique, almost as if 3 merged into 1.

Date: 2015-10-18 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starthieving.livejournal.com
This carrot is totally saying, "Heyyy ladies!"

Date: 2015-10-18 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meowmensteen.livejournal.com
And all the ladies said hey right back at him.

Date: 2015-10-18 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starthieving.livejournal.com
He's very nearly a tripod.

Date: 2015-10-18 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] homunculus.livejournal.com
yeah, i was like, that carrot is totally saying, "how you doin'?" lol

Date: 2015-10-18 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragbert.livejournal.com
I realize it's already been said, but I'll take any chance to use this gif.

Date: 2015-10-18 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmer.livejournal.com
Perfect usage.

Date: 2015-10-18 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] butterbyitself.livejournal.com
Dang that's a sexy carrot

Date: 2015-10-18 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rotating.livejournal.com
such a demure and graceful stance, almost shy, yes completely exposed. ART.

Date: 2015-10-18 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxgross.livejournal.com
I love how even a carrots legs look smoother and more sexually exciting than mine.

Date: 2015-10-18 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meowmensteen.livejournal.com
I like how they're smooth and hairy at the same time.

Date: 2015-10-19 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com
I just snorted coffee. Bhahaha!

Date: 2015-10-19 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xxgross.livejournal.com
Lol I thought this was a drug joke!

Date: 2015-10-20 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com
I'm trying to quit ;)

Date: 2015-10-18 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-demented.livejournal.com
DAYUM! The carrot is seriously packin'!!!!! That's freaking hilarious!

Date: 2015-10-18 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmer.livejournal.com
Down to the knees! Holy moly! You'd have to roll 'er up just to fit it into underwear.

Date: 2015-10-19 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] microxcuts.livejournal.com
Haha, what a carrot :D

Date: 2015-10-19 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com
well then ;)

Date: 2015-10-19 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mekasays.livejournal.com
Clearly a male. And a very well hung one!

Date: 2015-10-20 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiral-meter.livejournal.com
look! it's Ben in carrot form.

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